So Long, Farewell, To You My Friend

It was real nice knowing you for the time that we spent together.
There were some good laughs, some bad times, and some fights.
But all in all, it was an exhilarating experience and its time for us both to move on in life.
I definitely appreciate everything you have done for me and i thank you for it.
Unfortunately, every clock runs out of time and it looks as if our battery is dead.
Hopefully you wont forget about me, even though i really dont care if you do.
Just know that i was genuine and im still here if you need me too.
Thanks for the extra years of laughter onto my life and I wish you the very best in your future endeavors.
- Peace, C.C.

A Little Help Here

Should it be an issue if your period is delayed?
Do your parents have the right to ask if you're sexually active even though you're not?
Ya damn right its outright terrifying.
What if you're the next Mary Magdelene? {god forbid}
That's interesting. it would be the pregnant version of a...chimera.
I've searced the internet for causes and remedies.
All it said waas to pray and hope you dont become pregnant without conception.
Lines shaped like an upside down V will form under UV light.
And of course your stomach is going to grow larger over time.
Is this god's idea of a prank?
Well, its definitely not funny because many people are suffering through episodes like this one.
Ta-Ta.